Random

Wow. The world has become a very difficult place for all concerned. Who has it worse? The polar bears? The amphibians? The poor? The downtrodden? The Wall Street money-types? Octo-Mom? You? Me? The neighbors?

I don't know.

What I do know is that joining the Army simply to get money for college is like becoming a prostitute to end totalitarianism. Or not. Sex is a powerful drug, more powerful than a Ph.D., so anything's possible.

Another thing that's possible is warm weather arriving.

Limerick (hiccup)

What was that first person thinking
when he or she decided to invent hardcore drinking?
Not just the slurping of water
or the milk before slaughter
but the invention of fabulous fermenting?