Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Thinking About You


Your daughter might end up posing for nude photos. Or worse. Girl-on-girl stuff. Or worse yet, she might do full-on porn. But there's a deeper and wider scary possibility. Your daughter might end up in a Girls Gone Wild video. I know. I know. How about that for creeping you out? Now that's a thought that might keep you up at night.


Because. Well, you know. How would you react to all that? The first three possibilities carry with them the hope that the decision to pose nude, do girl-on-girl, or hardcore porn was deliberate and well-thought-out. There was nothing spur-of-the-moment about it. Whether or not she needed the money to pay for college or the abortion (did I menion that?) or a new car or that sweet-ass BlackBerry, it would seem that the aforementioned options would result less from duress or stupidity and more from some deeper well of reasoning.


Girls Gone Wild? Drunk and stupid. And advertised on cable throughout the night. Flashing her boobs and making out with some other dumb/drunk girl came about because the brain was not engaged. Or the results now, impact later processor was turned off.


Sorry about yer daughter.

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