Thursday, December 6, 2007

Because No Seals Are Available

Well, seal harvesting time on the ice floes off the coast of northern Canada must be months away and I don't know where I left my Arctic Slugger anyway. So what am I to do from now until it's time to bash some little seal pup's head in for a nice, white (with blood red accents) fur coat?

I guess I could play Penguinball. And you can, too.

My best distance has so far been 301.5. But I've been stuck at 200 for a while now.

Isn't it almost time for Santa to start bowling for elves?

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